  	{"id":7418,"date":"2022-05-27T14:04:39","date_gmt":"2022-05-28T00:04:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hawaii.edu\/lis\/?p=7418"},"modified":"2025-07-05T20:51:37","modified_gmt":"2025-07-06T06:51:37","slug":"so-long-and-thanks-for-all-the-fish-by-cheri-ebisu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hawaii.edu\/lis\/so-long-and-thanks-for-all-the-fish-by-cheri-ebisu\/","title":{"rendered":"So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish (by Cheri Ebisu)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Numerous faculty asked if I wanted them write a post for my departure as Program Coordinator and I felt bad about asking them to do more work, but what they also didn&#8217;t know is that they have already given me too much power and all I sow is chaos carefully crafted as normalcy. I might as well wield this power one last time on our website (newly updated and designed by current LIS student, Michelle Carino!)<\/p>\n<p>My experience as PC in the last several years? 10\/10, would recommend. Thank you for letting me be your cheerleader, chocolate-supplier, unqualified tech support, anxious instructor, and that annoying presence in your inboxes, you know, the one with all the frogs.<\/p>\n<p>If my only legacy is an actual LIS frog mascot, I would be so honored. Don&#8217;t let the dream die in my absence. Do not let the LIS frog go gentle into that good night.<\/p>\n<p>My Work Dad, Rich Gazan, has always encouraged me to post updates on some cool stuff I&#8217;ve been doing outside of LIS, but I screeched like a panicked pterodactyl every time, and though that has not deterred him thus far, he has suggested it one last time. And who am I to deny my overlord, on this, my last day?<\/p>\n<p>So, anyway, I published a short story with Tor.Com last year, entitled <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tor.com\/2021\/05\/12\/blood-in-the-thread-cheri-kamei\/\">&#8220;Blood in the Thread.&#8221;<\/a> That was pretty nuts and lots of nice people read it! It is now in two Best Of 2021 anthologies, one with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tor.com\/2021\/12\/07\/announcing-the-table-of-contents-for-some-of-the-best-from-tor-com-2021\/\">Tor.Com<\/a> and another with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.neonhemlock.com\/books\/were-here-the-best-queer-speculative-fiction-2021-edited-by-ld-lewis-charles-payseur\">Neon Hemlock<\/a>. Radical.<\/p>\n<p>Another short story, &#8220;Monsters Calling Home&#8221; found a place in a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/en\/book\/show\/58822843-what-one-wouldn-t-do\">horror anthology<\/a>,\u00a0<em>What One Wouldn&#8217;t Do<\/em>, edited by Scott J. Moses, which became a whole physical book that you can buy. Wild!<\/p>\n<p>I somehow got a literary agent through all of this, which also seems like a prolonged hallucination and yet it continues to be so in reality. The good news is this has enabled me to work on two short novellas (one a botanical space horror, the other a queer, mecha Urashima Taro retelling), and a whole mess of a novel that will be something, someday, maybe. The bad news is that to do dangerous things like follow my dreams or whatever, I have to give up this crazy rewarding job with LIS.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for letting me run around asking questions, sharing questionable YouTube videos, learning a bunch of stuff about the ÌÇÐÄVlog¹Ù·½ System (a never-ending labyrinth), doing a bunch of things as the Kid Behind the Curtain, teaching a class (haha, whose idea was that?), and basically having fun for the past four years. It&#8217;s been a really good time.<\/p>\n<p>Thus, in the immortal words of Douglas Adams: So long, and thanks for all the fish.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"So long and thanks for all the fish - Hitchhiker&#039;s Guide (HD)\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/N_dUmDBfp6k?start=27&#038;feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Numerous faculty asked if I wanted them write a post for my departure as Program Coordinator and I felt bad about asking them to do more work, but what they also didn&#8217;t know is that they have already given me too much power and all I sow is chaos carefully crafted as normalcy. 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